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About This Item We aim to show you accurate product information. Manufacturers, suppliers and others provide what you see here, and we have not verified it. See our disclaimer. Test your history chops with these hilarious history jokes. So they each go into the woods, find a bear, and attempt to convert it.
Later they get together. Next week is his First Communion. The bear was so mesmerized that he let me baptize him. They both look down at the rabbi, who is lying on a gurney in a body cast. Are they afraid someone will clean them? Then I served my country in Iraq. And now I spend my days reading to the residents of a retirement home.
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The guy is flabbergasted. Here are some jokes for work that can defuse an awkward situation. In surgery for a heart attack, a middle-aged woman has a vision of God by her bedside. With 30 years to look forward to, she decides to make the best of it. She looks great! Up in heaven, she sees God. Panicking poodle A poodle and a collie are walking together when the poodle suddenly unloads on his friend.
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How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God? The light goes on. The light goes off. These 17 light bulb jokes will actually make you sound smart. Get ready for 15 more witty bar jokes anyone can remember. The fellow was being sold a very cheap suit. Two doctors happened along and noticed him. A young monk arrives at the monastery.
He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old laws of the church by hand. He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies, not from the original manuscript. So, the new monk goes to the head monk to question this, pointing out that if someone made even a small error in the first copy, it would never be picked up! In fact, that error would be continued in all of the subsequent copies.
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He goes down into the dark caves underneath the monastery where the original manuscripts are held in a locked vault. Hours go by and nobody sees the head monk. The young monk gets worried and goes down to look for him. He sees him banging his head against the wall and wailing. The second guy sees this and does the same thing.
During the Civil War, my great uncle fought for the west! A skeleton walks into a bar. You need to learn these 20 corny Halloween jokes! A blind man visits Texas.
When he gets to his hotel room, he feels the bed. The man heads downstairs to the bar, settles into a huge barstool and orders a beer. A mug is placed between his hands. After downing a few, the blind man asks where the bathroom is. The blind man heads for the bathroom but accidentally enters the third door, which leads to the swimming pool, and he falls in. It can only become stairs. Keep these 30 funny holiday jokes in mind for your next party! Two men are adrift in a lifeboat for days.
When he touches it, a genie comes forth.
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This particular genie, however, states that she can deliver only one wish, not the standard three. They avoid contact with humans so we suggest you attach small bells to your rucksacks and give the bears time to get out of your way. However, grizzly bears are extremely dangerous. If you see any grizzly-bear droppings leave the area immediately. A man is struggling to find a parking space.
Suddenly, the clouds part and the sun shines on an empty parking spot.
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I want to achieve it by not dying. The village blacksmith finally found an apprentice willing to work hard for long hours. Check out these 50 corny jokes everyone will laugh at! There once were twin boys, age six, that had developed extreme personalities. One was a pessimist and the other a total optimist. Concerned, their parents took them to a psychiatrist. First, the psychiatrist treated the pessimist. Trying to brighten his outlook, the psychiatrist took him to a room filled with toys. But instead of yelping with delight, the little boy burst into tears.
Next, the psychiatrist treated the optimist. Trying to dampen his out look, the psychiatrist took him to a room piled to the ceiling with horse manure. But instead of wrinkling his nose in disgust, the optimist climbed to the top of the pile, and began gleefully digging out scoop after scoop with his bare hands.
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Ten what? These wise—and hilarious—quotes from The Good Place can be applied to everyday life! If you want to sound like a genius, tell your friends one of these 25 clever jokes. A secret agent was sent to Ireland to pick up sensitive information from an agent called Murphy. His instructions were to walk around town using a code phrase until he met his fellow agent.
He found himself on a desolate country road and finally ran into a farmer.